A generator of smart, pretty, and consistent output with a consistent interface across a variety of contexts and runtimes (CLI/terminal, browser console, Node, etc)
rejoinder
/rɪˈdʒɔɪndə/
noun
a reply or response to a question or remark, esp a quick witty one; retort
Rejoinder is that generator of smart, colorful, highly organized output your parents warned you about.
TODO: drop in latest multiverse rejoinder version