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Coy.pm

DESCRIPTION

Error messages 
strewn across my terminal. 
A vein starts to throb. 

Their reproof adds the 
injury of insult to 
the shame of failure. 

When a program dies 
what you need is a moment 
of serenity. 

The Coy.pm 
module brings tranquillity 
to your debugging. 

The module alters 
the behaviour of C<die> and 
C<warn> (and C<croak> and C<carp>). 

It also provides 
C<transcend> and C<enlighten> -- two 
Zen alternatives. 

Like Carp.pm, 
Coy reports errors from the 
caller's point-of-view. 

But it prefaces 
the bad news of failure with 
a soothing haiku. 

The haiku are not 
"canned", but are generated 
freshly every time. 

Once the haiku is 
complete, it's prepended to 
the error message. 

Execution of 
the original call to
C<die> or C<warn> resumes. 

Haiku and error
message strew across my screen. 
A smile starts to form. 

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AVAILABILITY

Coy has been uploaded to the CPAN and is also available from:

https://github.com/schwern/coy/tree

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